I'm only yours

condorn:

foshizzlet:

condorn:

condorn:

why did the girl die?

because she heard a killer joke

I’m guessing by ‘killer’ you meant ‘terribly boring my mind can’t even function anymore oh crap I’m having brain failure’

thats what i thought when i went to your blog

flame0n:

;D

flame0n:

;D

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

lesprisenpati:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

I’m going to masturbate to this later

lesprisenpati:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

I’m going to masturbate to this later

wartortles:

the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes a gif of himself licking his lips

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog