why did the girl die?
because she heard a killer joke
I’m guessing by ‘killer’ you meant ‘terribly boring my mind can’t even function anymore oh crap I’m having brain failure’
thats what i thought when i went to your blog
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
I’m going to masturbate to this later
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

